Toxie the Hellhound
Listening to: The crashing of my heart Mood: Anxious Dear Diary, We’re in big trouble. We’ve done something stupid. We’ve sheltered a Hellhound. First the rash and now this. I’m on course for one of...
View ArticleNew Game Alert!
Listening to: Death muttering Mood: Disappointed Dear Diary, As I’ve previously mentioned, being one of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse is a much less interesting job than it sounds. Largely it...
View ArticleNew Game Alert – Part 2
Dear Diary, Been back from the shops for ages, but when I got in there was a stack of ironing sitting on my chair, so I’ve been working through that for the past few hours. Trying to press Famine’s...
View ArticleIt Was Only a Matter of Time, Really
Listening to: Tinnitus Mood: Concerned Dear Diary, Yep, it’s official – Death has gone mad. To be honest, it doesn’t come as a great surprise. He’s not the first Death to lose the plot, and I’m almost...
View ArticleBig Day
Listening to: Famine’s arteries hardening Mood: Excited Dear Diary, Today is going to be a big day for us here in the shed. Firstly, we’ve heard word that Death’s contract will be officially terminated...
View ArticleWhere Never to Put Your Tongue
Listening to: The echoes of our laughter Mood: Upbeat Dear Diary, The impossible has happened. Last night War, Famine and I actually shared a pleasant evening in one another’s company. I think it’s...
View ArticleNothing’s Ever Simple
Dear Diary, Last night War and I popped into Blockbuster video to rent a DVD. Death had a little fold-up DVD player with built in screen, but he never let us use it. He left it behind when he went,...
View ArticleSomeone moving in?
Dear Diary, Well War eventually made it home last night, lugging a semi-conscious Famine along in a wheelbarrow. I asked where they’d been and if he knew what happened after the poker game, but he just...
View ArticleDeath 10 coming soon
Dear Diary, There was a bit of excitement last night (finally!). We were just setting up a game of Ker-Plunk when who should appear but the Archangel Gabriel? Literally just appeared, no warning, no...
View ArticleAnd then there were four
Dear Diary, I was right! The young lad who just moved into the house turned up today, completely out of the blue. He found the shed, which we reckon means he must be our new Death. I must say, he makes...
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